Worst Joke Wednesday

Neil_1
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Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

 

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

 

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Croix
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What do you call a funny chicken?

A comedi-hen.

Eagle Ray
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Sorry, two chicken jokes... 🙈

 

What do you call a chicken variety show?

Hentertainment

 

How do cooking shows make chickens feel?

Peckish

Croix
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Community Champion

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

 

To get to the other side!

Eagle Ray
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Croix, I love that 🤣🤣🤣

Croix
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Community Champion

Oh well, have another:

 

Why did the farmer cross the road?

 

To retrieve his chicken

Eagle Ray
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Which Star Wars movie involved scary chickens?

 

The Bantam Menace

Croix
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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

 

To get to the Dark Side

Eagle Ray
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Why did the Galactic Empire think the Millennium Falcon was too chicken to be a threat to them?

 

Because it was captained by Hen Solo.

Eagle Ray
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Sorry, I can’t help it. Here is another one.

 

Which character do hens most love in Star Wars?

 

Princess Layer

Croix
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Community Champion

Why do hens always live in the moment?

Because they don't like to count their chickens before they hatch!