Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[Croix]

Why is risky to tell secrets on a farm?
The corn have ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beanstalk.

[mmMekitty]

What can I, a cat, feel assured of achieving over my nine lives?

Purrfection mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm [Purrfectly urring LRC emoji]

Hugzies everyone. Such sun jokes.

mmMekitty

[Croix]

(Wave 🌊to LRC🐱)

Sorry, I know today is not Wednesday however I've just been looking at statistics so:

When it comes to normal distribution, I’m in my element.

[Croix]

Why did the spider break up with her boyfriend?

She found him on the web with someone else.

[Croix]

Late again -sigh.

What do you call a spider that has its left legs on the right side and right legs on the left side? A daddy wrong legs.

[mmMekitty]

Forgive me, it's really late., but....

What did the dolphin say about the relationship between the shark & the tuna?

"That relationship is fishy".

Hugzies,

mmMekitty

[Croix]

Why do dolphins enjoy living in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze.