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Worst Joke Wednesday
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Hi all
I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt). However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.
Here we go people, something to start you off with:
"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax. I'd open the door and "Income Tax""
"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza. I'd open the window and "Influenza"
Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.
See if you can beat either of those?
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What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen.
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Sorry, two chicken jokes... 🙈
What do you call a chicken variety show?
Hentertainment
How do cooking shows make chickens feel?
Peckish
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Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To get to the other side!
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Croix, I love that 🤣🤣🤣
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Oh well, have another:
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To retrieve his chicken
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Which Star Wars movie involved scary chickens?
The Bantam Menace
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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side
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Why did the Galactic Empire think the Millennium Falcon was too chicken to be a threat to them?
Because it was captained by Hen Solo.
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Sorry, I can’t help it. Here is another one.
Which character do hens most love in Star Wars?
Princess Layer
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Why do hens always live in the moment?
Because they don't like to count their chickens before they hatch!
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