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Hi all
I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt). However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.
Here we go people, something to start you off with:
"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax. I'd open the door and "Income Tax""
"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza. I'd open the window and "Influenza"
Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.
See if you can beat either of those?
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What did the quartz say in her wedding vows?
I promise I won't take you for granite!
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After the rock got divorced why did she leave her job and leave town?
Because she wanted to start again with a clean slate.
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Why was the beach sad?
Because it had been shingle all its life.
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Why did the rock fail the choir audition?
Because his voice was too gravelly.
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Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quack
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Why did the duck who was working as a GP at the medical clinic lose his medical license?
Because he was found guilty of quackery.
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