Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[Croix]

How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
It depends on whether you’ll see them later or in a while.

[Ggrand]

Hello everyone…..🤗🩷..

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

A Croc-a-doodle-do..

[Eagle Ray]

What do you call a tall flightless bird who teaches yoga in Australia?

An Oz-stretch

[Croix]

Why did the moon get kicked out of the yoga class?

It was just going though a phase.

[Ggrand]

Hello everyone…..🤗🩷..

Why did the shellfish go for yoga classes regularly?

To get stronger mussels.

[sbella02]

I've got two today!

This thesaurus is awful! Not only is it awful, it's also awful. (This was in one of the New York Times games lol)

What sauce do magicians like on their sandwich?

Basil presto

[Not_Batman]

I met a bloke who was missing his thumbs.

I said 'what happened there?'.

He said 'thumb tax!'

The price of stationary is becoming out of hand!