Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[sbella02]

What did the coffee say to its date?

I like you a latte!

[Eagle Ray]

What kind of coffee dessert makes you forgetful?

Affogato (I-forget-o)

(Sorry, that’s terrible 🫣 I will banish myself to bad joke purgatory)

[Ggrand]

Hello everyone….🤗🩷..

Please don’t ban yourself sweet Eagle Ray….that joke wasn’t terrible at all…..we all enjoy your jokes and will miss you…hugs dear precious friend….🤗..

Where do birds go for a cup of coffee….

To the NESTcafe.

[Eagle Ray]

Aww, thank you lovely Grandy ☺️ Hugs to you too 🤗

What kind of tea do commandos in camouflage drink before running a mile for training?

Camo-mile

[Eagle Ray]

Why did the caterpillar study self-improvement?

Because she wanted to be a betterfly.

[sbella02]

What's a bee's favourite type of sweet?

Bumble-gum

[Eagle Ray]

What kind of insect is helpful?

An assist-ant

[Croix]

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant

[Eagle Ray]

What kind of insect does my taxes for me?

An account-ant

[Eagle Ray]

What did the pebble say to his psychologist?

Things have felt a bit rocky lately.