Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[Ggrand]

Hello everyone…🤗🩷,

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn’t make it..

[Eagle Ray]

A professional birthday entertainer developed a routine of dancing on a model cake at birthday parties. What did she call her business?

I-Sing on the Cake

[Croix]

Why did the birthday cake visit the doctor?

It was feeling crumby.

[Croix]

Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest!

[Eagle Ray]

What do you call a birthday that involves a lot of laughter?

A mirthday.

[sbella02]

How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?

They relish them.

[Eagle Ray]

Why was the vinegar in trouble?

Because it was in a pickle.

[Eagle Ray]

Why was the vegetable loveable?

Because it was a sweet potato.

[Croix]

Q: What did the sweet potato philosopher say to the potato?
A: I think, therefore I yam.

[Eagle Ray]

What kind of coffee do you drink when you’re feeling down?

A Depresso