Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[sbella02]

What do you call a chicken crossing a road?

Poultry in motion

[Croix]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To avoid being a sitting duck.

[Eagle Ray]

What novel did the local poultry vote as their favourite?

Great Eggspectations by Charles Chickens

[Croix]

Expressly for ER:

Why did the chicken take a bus across the road?
To save its energy for the other side!

[Eagle Ray]

Thank you Croix 🤣

What do you call a chicken who likes bouncing on trampolines and mattresses?

A spring chicken 

[Croix]

And now for a double yoker - (drum roll please)

How do chickens leave the coop?

Through the eggs-it.

Why do chicken coops have two doors?

If they had four, they’d be a chicken sedan.

[Ggrand]

Hello everyone……🤗🌹.

10. What is the name of a chicken with lettuce stuck in its eye?

Chicken Sees-A-Salad

[Eagle Ray]

Why did the rooster become calm and confident in all situations after having his wings clips?

Because he was unflappable.

[Croix]

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

All they say is “Bach, Bach, Bach!”

[Eagle Ray]

What do chickens say when they eat pickled cucumbers?

Bgerk-in Bgerk-in!