Worst Joke Wednesday

Neil_1
Community Member

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

 

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

 

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Croix
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Community Champion

Alright, if you are going to stick to chicken books, have a slightly longer one:

 

A chicken goes into the library, walks up to the librarian, and says, “Book.”
The librarian says, “You want a book?”

“Book.”

“Any book?”

“Book.”

So the librarian gives the chicken a novel and off it goes. An hour later the chicken comes back and says, “Bookbook.”

The librarian says, “Now you want two books?”

“Book-book.”

So she gives the chicken two more novels. The chicken leaves but again comes back later.

“Book-book-book.”

“Three books?”

“Book-book-book.”

So the librarian gives the chicken three books, but she decides she’ll follow the chicken and find out what’s going on. And the chicken goes down the alley, out of town and toward the woods, into the woods and down to the river, down to the swamp, and there is a bullfrog. The chicken sets the books down by him. The bullfrog looks at the books and says, “Reddit…Reddit…Reddit…”

sbella02
Community Champion
Community Champion

That was a good one!

 

I'll return to a shorter chicken joke, hoping nobody has done this one before:

 

Why did the chicken only lay eggs in the winter? 

She's no spring chicken.

Ggrand
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Community Champion

Hello everyone…🤗🌹

 

Croix I 😂😂😂 after reading the punch line…thank you for sharing that joke…

 

What do you call it when a chicken lays an egg on the roof of a barn?


An egg roll….

Croix
Community Champion
Community Champion

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a rum and pineapple; bartender says "we don't serve that here. Check the bar across the road."

Eagle Ray
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Valued Contributor

Why did the New Zealand All Blacks rugby team get a shock when they played the South African Springboks rugby team?

 

Because when they went onto the field they were met, not by big burly men, but by a flock of bouncy chickens (spring-boks 🐔🐔🐔).

Ggrand
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Community Champion

Why couldn't Cinderella play rugby?

 

She kept running away from the ball!

Eagle Ray
Valued Contributor
Valued Contributor

What kind of insect likes to sit on a rug and watch team sport on the TV?

 

A rug-bee.

sbella02
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Community Champion

What beverage do rugby players enjoy the most?

Penal-tea

Eagle Ray
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Valued Contributor

What name was the kitten given after she worked out how to use a photocopier?

 

Copycat

Croix
Community Champion
Community Champion

And now for something completely different ...

 

Q: What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?
A: A jeweler sells watches. A jailer watches cells.