Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[Eagle Ray]

Why are dairy cows so honest?

Because they always tell the udder truth.

[Eagle Ray]

What do you call a steam room where people fall asleep?

A snorna

[Eagle Ray]

Which planet is inhabited by musical aliens that bite?

Niptune

[Eagle Ray]

What did the emu say to the irritable echidna? 🦔 

“You seem a bit prickly today”.

[sbella02]

Why are echidnas great at keeping up with an exercise routine?

They have a lot of quill power

[Eagle Ray]

What name was given to the very naughty sausage dog?

Brat-worst

[Eagle Ray]

What do you call an insect who likes to bounce on the lawn on a mini pogo stick?

A grasshopper

[Croix]

How do stick insects avoid getting into trouble? They “leaf” before things get messy!

[Croix]

Where do bugs get off the train?

At the infestation.

[Eagle Ray]

What kind of burger do penguins, walruses and polar bears like to eat?

an iceberg-er