Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[Eagle Ray]

What do you call a small bearded man with a pointy hat who travels around cities while tapping out an even rhythm?

Metro-gnome

[Croix]

What's the difference between a genie and an academic?

One grants wishes, the other wishes for grants.

[Eagle Ray]

What do you call a cross between a fish and a bovine that has musical talent and can accurately carry a melody?

Tuna-bull (tunable).

[Ggrand]

Hello everyone….

What type of vehicle should you use for an Autumn hayride?

An autumn-mobile!

[Eagle Ray]

Why did the young goat find it hard to get others to take him seriously?

Because they always thought he was kidding around.

[sbella02]

My personal trainer told me I should add lunges to my workout routine. That would be a big step forward.

[Croix]

What do you call a number of exercising cats?  - A stretch of the imagination

(This one is for MK & Sumo)

[sbella02]

I don't know how I missed the genie/academic joke before Croix, but I giggled at that one! That's very clever.

There's been some hot weather in my city recently so we'll go with a weather-themed joke (even though it's not Wednesday):

What do you call a cantaloupe in a swimming pool?

A watermelon.

[Fiatlux]

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line… (no offence intended to any hareless friends)

[Croix]

It was so hot the ice cube changed his name to puddle