Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[Croix]

I quit my job after my boss started paying me in vegetables.

I couldn’t live off of that celery.

[Eagle Ray]

What did the tennis ball say when she thought the golf ball was cute?

"I love your dimples."

[Guest_46688572]

Hi 

My joke for this topic

What rhymes with "orange"?

No it doesn't.

[Eagle Ray]

Ha ha, thank you Guest.

Why are citrus fruit considered good organisers?

Because they are always orange-ing things.

[Croix]

What do you call a cat that eats a lot of oranges?

A sour puss