Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[Croix]

I quit my job after my boss started paying me in vegetables.

I couldn’t live off of that celery.

[Eagle Ray]

What did the tennis ball say when she thought the golf ball was cute?

"I love your dimples."

[Guest_46688572]

Hi 

My joke for this topic

What rhymes with "orange"?

No it doesn't.

[Eagle Ray]

Ha ha, thank you Guest.

Why are citrus fruit considered good organisers?

Because they are always orange-ing things.

[Croix]

What do you call a cat that eats a lot of oranges?

A sour puss

[Ggrand]

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he’s sitting there, he hears a high-pitched voice say, ‘Hey! Those jeans look really great on you!’”The man looks around but sees nothing. He then returns to his drink but then hears the same voice again, ‘I really like what you have done with your hair!’ The man scans the room again but sees nothing. Completely freaked out, he calls over to the bartender, ‘Hey! What’s that voice I keep hearing?’

‘Those are the peanuts,’ the bartender replies. ‘They’re complimentary.’