Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[Ggrand]

Hello everyone….🤗.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?

Great big holes all over Australia..

[Fiatlux]

The only Barbie joke clean enough to add to Friday Funnies…

What do you call a line of people waiting to buy the new Barbie doll at a toy store?

Barbeque

[Croix]

Where did the kangaroo go who needed glasses?

He had to go to the hopthalmologist

[Fiatlux]

I remembered it is Wednesday today…

I tried coming up with a memory joke… but it’s like trying to catch fog with a fishing net.

[Eagle Ray]

A sheep decided to create online videos about a new brand of toothpaste. What did she call these videos?

EweTube

[Ggrand]

Hello everyone….🤗,

What kind of sports care does a sheep like to drive…..

A Lamborghini

[Fiatlux]

Why don’t sheep remember anything you tell them?

Because everything goes in one ear and out the Udder…

[mmMekitty]

Here's one from my local Vet:

I have a pet termite. His name is Clint, Clint Eatswood.

[Eagle Ray]

🤣I love it MK. I just imagined a little termite in a cowboy hat.

How did Clint Eastwood describe his hangover after a wild night of champagne drinking?

The Good, The Bad and the Bubbly

[Eagle Ray]

Why can male ants float and swim so well?

Because they are boy-ant (buoyant)