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Worst Joke Wednesday

Neil_1
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Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

 

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

 

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To make new friends… 

Croix
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“I’m only trying to make a living.”

Eagle Ray
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Ha ha! 😂 I love it Croix.

 

I don't think mine is quite as good, but anyway...

 

Why did the fellow who worked in the despatch section of a store packing boxes love playing video games?

 

Because he was a Pac-Man

mmMekitty
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😹those Dr Frankenstein jokes are rather 'shocking', but I sure feel a tingling in my funny bone....

Hugzies

mmMekitty

Eagle Ray
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Ha ha, very good MK 🤣 

Croix
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How do you stop a skeleton telling jokes?

 

Take away its funny bone!

Eagle Ray
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A new micro-satellite has just been launched encased inside a potato. What is it called?

 

Spudnik

I totally lost track of days this week and missed Wednesday. Today I couldn’t find a good Thursday joke, so maybe I will add something for Friday Funnies… 

 

2023 was particularly bad for worst jokes…

mmMekitty
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Worst on record, was it?

 

How fast can a running joke go?

A laugh a minute.

 

Hugzies

mmMekitty (just doing my bit to maintain the low standards around here.)

Eagle Ray
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Which part of Italy do elephants and walruses most like to visit?

 

Tuskany