Hi all
I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt). However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.
Here we go people, something to start you off with:
"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax. I'd open the door and "Income Tax""
"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza. I'd open the window and "Influenza"
Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.
See if you can beat either of those?
