Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[Croix]

What’s the only word that’s spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

Incorrectly

[Croix]

I invented a new word today: Plagiarism

[Fiatlux]

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions?  I Do

[Fiatlux]

Two muffins were sitting in an oven.

One turned to the other and said, “Wow, it’s pretty hot in here.”

The other one shouted, “Wow, a talking muffin!” 

[mmMekitty]

I made a new joke. Looking here I'm no longer sure how terrible it is....

Q: When do you know you can have another slice of cake?

A: Wen nobody is looking.

Oh, also thanks to BB Forums, here's another I can make:

Q: Why would you take your car to a clothing shop?

A: To change attire.

Warmly,

mmMekitty

[Fiatlux]

What is Blue and not very Heavy?

Light Blue

[mmMekitty]

So, what's green & not very light?

A: Dark green

💨

[mmMekitty]

Are riddles allowed? I hope so because I have one:

What’s short & tall

Big & small

Wide & thin

& cooler within

& nothing, after all?

If not correctly answered by the end of Thursday Aug 31, I’ll tell you Friday Sept 1.

[Monkey-D-Luffy]

I like to collect old records and my decision is vinyl..... 😂

[Fiatlux]

Why did the girl put her record player in the snow?

She only listens to cool music...