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Psychology jokes!
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Hi all,
Thought it would be great if people could post in any jokes about psychology to lighten it all up! Keep them inoffensive and remember that a lot of people on this forum either have mental health issues or work in the mental health industry 😛
I'll get the ball rolling:
How many psychotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but it takes a long time, and it has to really want to change.
Hope to roll on the floor laughing next time I visit!
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Hi!
This is a simple statement I found. It's not a joke, but I feel that it's really clever and rings true.
A psychologist is a person who watches everyone else when a drop-dead famous and beautiful person enters the room.
I found some psychology jokes on the Internet, but none that I found really funny. The lightbulb one is clever though, and I appreciated the meaning behind it!
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How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one.
All they have to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
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He he he...LOL.
Knock knock
Who's there?
I'm a...
I'm a who?
I'm a dual personality...OMG...so am I!
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A troubled young man goes to see a psychologist.
The psychologist says, 'well... you have borderline personality disorder, but with time we can work through it'
The young man says 'what??? I want a second opinion!'
The psychologist says, 'well... ok then... You're ugly too.'
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Psychiatrist to his nurse:
"Just say we're very busy. Don't keep saying 'It's a madhouse.'"
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Why was the calendar depressed?
Because it's days were numbered.
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Client: Thank you for curing my kleptomania, is there anything I can ever do to repay you?
Therapist: Well, if you ever have a relapse, could you pick up a laptop for my son?
Patient: Doc, I'm suicidal. What should I do?
Psychiatrist: Pay in advance.
Analyst: So you think you're a dog, huh? How long has this been going on?
Patient: Since I was a puppy.
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