Thought it would be great if people could post in any jokes about psychology to lighten it all up! Keep them inoffensive and remember that a lot of people on this forum either have mental health issues or work in the mental health industry 😛
I'll get the ball rolling:
How many psychotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but it takes a long time, and it has to really want to change.
Hope to roll on the floor laughing next time I visit!
This is a simple statement I found. It's not a joke, but I feel that it's really clever and rings true.
A psychologist is a person who watches everyone else when a drop-dead famous and beautiful person enters the room.
I found some psychology jokes on the Internet, but none that I found really funny. The lightbulb one is clever though, and I appreciated the meaning behind it!
A general noticed one of his privates was behaving oddly. He'd pick up a piece of paper and say, "No, no, that's not it!" After some weeks he was seen by the psychiatrist. The psychiatrist concluded the private was deranged and wrote his discharge from the army. The private picked it up and said, "Yes, that's it!"
