Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[Birdy77]

Two muffins are in an oven and one says,
"Wow, it's hot in here!"
and the other muffin says,
"Oh my gosh, a talking muffin!!"

[Croix]

What do ghosts eat when they are hungry? BOOberry muffins!

Why is a cricket team similar to a muffin? They both depend on the batter.

[Birdy77]

There is absolutely muffin wrong with these jokes.

[Croix]

😣

[Birdy77]

Alright then, how about a joke about pita bread? They're the best kind of joke, seriously, they're second to Naan.

[Croix]

Frankly Birdy I was wracking my brains to follow that one however:

If no one else is eating Indian flatbread, I won’t either.
I guess you can say I’m a Naan conformist.

-C

[Birdy77]

Oh well Croix, let's just call it a naan issue.

At yeast you tried.

Dough nut worry yourself about it too much.

We loaf your jokes.

Right now i could really go for some synonym buns - the ones like grammar used to make ...

[Croix]

Dear Birdy

I can't find an emoticon for 'I surrender'🤐

After such a surfeit of baking badinage I wave the white flag

A baker whose voice was quite high
Cracked a mirror while singing — no lie.
How she longed for the stage!
But an agent, quite sage,
Shattered hope: “Face it — pie in the sky.”

[Birdy77]

There once was a man from Peru,

Whose limericks stopped at line two .

[Croix]

There was a young man from Tyree,
Whose limericks stopped at line three,
A bit like this one.