Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[IreneM]

Not Wednesday but ...

Q. Why are Pianos so hard to Open?

A. The keys are inside!

If you had a piano and threw it down a mine shaft - when the piano got to the bottom what key would it be in?

A flat minor.

[Croix]

What is the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a stick of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

“But you forgot about the stick of glue!”

I knew you’d get stuck on that!

[Croix]

At any karaoke, the urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is never more than a whim away.

[IreneM]

Q. What do you call a magic dog?

A. Labracadabrador!

[Birdy77]

Q: Did you hear about the woman who couldn't find a singing partner?

A: She had to buy a duet youreself kit ...

[Croix]

Stili on that theme:

Q: What kind of music are balloons afraid of?

A: Pop Music

[Moonstruck]

A baker in my local bakery just down the road was tragically electrocuted this morning.....he stood on a bun and the currant ran up his leg.

(sorry people, I only have 2 jokes in my repertoire that I remember...dunno know any more.....)

[Birdy77]

Ok, one apiece:

🔵 Two Beach Boys walk into a bar: "Round?" "Round." "Get a round?" "I'll get a round!!"


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🥐 My mother's sister is a baker. She's my croissant.

[Birdy77]

🥴 I ruined it ...

I'm starting again:

My mother's sister is an ANGRY baker. She's my croissant.

🙄

[Croix]

Q: What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table?

A: We're toast!