Last to post wins

[Mr Ploppy]

This worked quite well on another forum site.

It may float or sink on this one. We'll find out.

Don't ask what you will win being the last to post, it will be something useless.

But have a go anyway.

I'm last to post so far. Am I a winner?

[Wilma1]

Icing on the cake Jojo 100. I hired Winx and jockey, fastest in the land. Though the ride was rough, drones spun as we fled past. Faster than light, even superman, for those who can remember him. Ahhhhh, victory is sweet. Giddy up. 🐎🐎🐎

[Mr Ploppy]

So you're the fastest, Wilma. But I'm the lastest. I mean I'm last.

[Wilma1]

Not for long Mr Ploppy. 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢 slowly goes it. I'm last.

[Jojo100]

But I’m behind you Wilma 🐌 going even more slowly at a snails pace! Looks like I’m last

[Wilma1]

👣👣👣👣 I'm last. Jojo100.

[Jojo100]

Wilma looks like you have stepped in treacle immobilising yourself and stopping you in your tracks! I stroll by taking my position as last!

[Mr Ploppy]

I've changed my middle name to 'Last'. Therefore I am.......you know what.

[Jojo100]

I can top that Mr Ploppy. My last name is ‘Last’ so I take the biscuit for being.....you know what!

[Guest_8375]

HAHA 100TH POST IN THIS FORUM, IM NEW PLEASE DONT HURT ME, and I think I win for now?

[Jojo100]

Well done on your 100th post & welcome aboard. We will be gentle with you because you are no longer last!