Last to post wins

[Mr Ploppy]

This worked quite well on another forum site.

It may float or sink on this one. We'll find out.

Don't ask what you will win being the last to post, it will be something useless.

But have a go anyway.

I'm last to post so far. Am I a winner?

[Jojo100]

Dear Grandy what goes up must come down! Didn’t you see that pothole on the road? You’ve ended up in Ship Creek! Good try but I am last once more

[Mr Ploppy]

Are you absolutely sure, Jojo?

I don't believe one can be 100% sure of anything on this planet.

[Jojo100]

I am absolutely 100% sure Mr Ploppy. 100% sure that on this planet we cannot survive without food and water! I am last

[Mr Ploppy]

Perhaps you are correct, Jojo.

At least about the food and water. But not about being last.

Hang on, you were the last poster in the month of April. Congratulations, well done.

[Wilma1]

Pogo sticks, Paris burning, glass breaking, I'm sailing into the winning place. 😂😂

[Ggrand]

Flying over head with a helicopter 🚁..oops..my pogo stick fell out...Awe and straight through the bottom of your boat Wilma....you have to stop to fix it....Means I’m last once again...🌹

[Jojo100]

Aw no Grandy your helicopter is running out of fuel which forces you to make an emergency landing. I chuff past you in my trusty scooter 🛵 beep beep! I appear to be last yay!

[Wilma1]

You were travelling too fast Jojo100s and fell off. I called the ambo's and got a free ride. I'm now winning.

[Ggrand]

😂..I took a slow very mindful 🚶‍♂️ walk...taking in the scenery as I went along..I heard the ambulance go by..I hope your okay Jojo..💜...Wilma my looong walk made me a little late..which makes you too early...Looks like I slowly but surely am the new winner...😂..

[Jojo100]

Got off lightly with a sprained ankle. Managed to borrow an electric wheelchair which is quite zippy! I have overtaken you Grandy on your leisurely walk. I win!