Embarrassing moments (for giggles)

[demonblaster]

Hi all 🙂

If no one replies that's fine, I could fill a book

So...school yrs, young, bout 9 yrs approx very vulnerable age, the whole class was there....I was sitting with a group of girls at the library of all places....someone said something funny but had to be quiet of course so I held in my giggle and a massive, I'm talking helium balloon size bubble came outta my nose.....OF COURSE....one girl had to see it and said .....ahhhhhh LOOK AT THE BUBBLE.....oh god.....

Popped it

shame upon shame, you NEVER forget those ones

[demonblaster]

lol CMF 😄 gives a nasty shock aye, still laughing whoops, I'd say sorry but nah 😄

Nanna I love it, reckon birds when their settling and talking at dusk must be saying to eachother yeah gotta beauty today, bullseye


So was at a ball one time with friends, use to mostly dance stocking foot, all dressed up, went flying onto dance floor and slid down down down straight on my arse. (Embarrassed emote)
These days coulda passed it as a bit of wrap dancing

[startingnew]

haha these are funny! thanks for sharing guys

[Guest_128]

One Xmas I was on the ph to my Aunty saying how great Xmas was(I was about 15) my dad walked out with these absolute ugly ugly boxes on.

I say to my aunt someone bought dad these ugly ugly boxes, she said I bought them!😱

Later

[demonblaster]

lol later, oops

[demonblaster]

More than one occasion at school, again quite young the elastic went on my knickers in the playground.

mmmm, what to do.....carried a ball so could hold em up till I could tie a knot in the suckers

[kanga_brumby]

Way back in the 1960's visiting my grand mother ( Dads mum) my farther washed her car for her. Just after finishing the car still in the driveway, still driping wet. A bird flew over and left a depost right in the middle of the wind screen. My elder sister standing between myself and the car. Points and says " Bloody birds, " at full volume. The look on grans face then she gives my mother the "look" of what are you teaching my granchildren. Back then that couldn't be said in public.

Mean time my farther has a guilty look knowing full well. It was him swearing at home, that taught us. He never confesed to his mother. He just let his mother believe it was my mother was teaching bad language.

Kanga

[demonblaster]

Ha he never said :D, If I were your Mum he'd definately need a serve lol

[demonblaster]

Scared of dogs, (Yet did a whack of door to door over the yrs, YIKES)
Walking path short distance coming towards me bloke & Alsation, long haired of course, mainly Black, off lead, usually ok when owner with em thought I'll walk on R) side but so did doggy ....argghhhh....feel the pump, said I'm scared of dogs .....REALLY scared atm, he said he won't hurt ya.....instant whoosh back down

[blondguy]

Hey DB! Hows it going?

A Classic moment for you......Me and my Karcher pressure cleaner out the front yard cleaning the front of the guttering......Big hand grip....Arnie at work......then tripped over a loop in the hose....fell backwards with my finger locked/jammed in the trigger....on my back spraying a huge jet of pressurized water into the air......with the hose tight around my ankle......

It was a beautiful loser attack lmao......Neighbors laughing at me on a summer afternoon at this blond dude on his back with a huge water gun spraying at the sky....

One Word..............DOH!

[CMF]

Hahaha Paul, good one!