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The Strangest, funniest or embarrasing things that have happened in a therapy session

Guest_3712
Community Member

Hi All,

After some persuasion by a fellow poster I thought it might be a good idea to share our stories of " When therapy sessions go Wrong" or are just downright funny and/ or awkward. Surely I cant be the only one that has had these encounters. Mind you I have been in therapy for many years and only recently have found some of these episodes amusing.

So if you have reached that place where you can have a bit of a laugh at yourself or maybe its the therapist who's done something strange please share ,

So I'll start with a couple of mine. Just a couple of small teasers to get the ball rolling

Early in my therapy I was totally embarrassed to share anything , and could only talk if my psych turned his chair around. Now he was only a short fellow and the chair had a high back, so all was good and I started to unload. My psych was quiet and I thought listening intently until I heard the unmistakeable sounds of snoring! Yep my deepest darkest secrets had put my psych to sleep! UMM had a lot of explaining and grovelling to do.

Another time I became so paranoid that my secrets were going to be discovered by people that worked in the medical offices -other docs, receptionists etc so during one session I grabbed his paper and pen and refused to let him write any notes of our session! Of course I didn't think till after I went that of course he would write after I left - probably best I don't know what he wrote after that session!

So that's it , if you have some stories I'm sure others would love to hear the lighter side of therapy .

Take Care

Stressless

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I see my psych tomorrow and I've been living on veges.....

Recipe for therapy farts!!!!

Hi Velve,

Add in a can of baked beans ready for tomorrow's appointment!

Don't like em! Lol...

Believe me the veges are making me loud 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

🐑💨

Mrs D

This is the best ever Love it !

If I get back to mine I might do that too only I'll tell him I've developed another personality due to stress and need separate chairs for each character 😂

Velvet And Len

hope I never follow either of you into therapy

Your docs may need to supply gas masks 😱😱

LOL

CMF
Blue Voices Member
Blue Voices Member

OMG, you guys are cracking me up!

Mrs D - 'Maybe I will set up two chairs and I will move from chair to chair, in one I will be me, in the other I will be the kind of therapist I need.' I am picturing this, just too funny.

Stressless, check out the thread "A bouquet for pearls";-)

cmf

velvetfaerie
Community Member

BHAAHHAAHHAHHHAHAAH

omg lol

CMF
Blue Voices Member
Blue Voices Member
I don't know wether to post here of the 'fear' thread. I am worried when i go to my psych appt i will picture you all passing wind and cracking up laughing, not to mention Mrs Dools role playing herself and her psych. Omg I'm still laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

velvetfaerie
Community Member

Group therapy.

we have it.

**fart**

CMF
Blue Voices Member
Blue Voices Member
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