The pessimist sees the glass as half empty.
The optimist sees the glass as half full.
The psychiatist asks how a glass filled to the middle makes you feel.
The philosopher proposes that the glass does not exist.
The engineer claims the glass is only functioning at 50% efficiency.
The artist states that the water does not compliment the air above it.
The capitalist only cares about the best way to market it.
The opportunist drinks the water while everyone else is discussing it.
