Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[Croix]

My friend argued with me that you can’t make a car out of spaghetti..

you should have seen her face when I drove pasta!

[Fiatlux]

What do you call flying without wings?

A Walk…

[romantic_thi3f]

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

Unfortunately he pasta way.  We cannoli do so much, but his legacy will become a pizza history.  Here today, gone tomato.  How sad he run out of thyme, but I'm sending olive my prayers to his family.  

rt

[Fiatlux]

rt U 2 Funny... lol

[romantic_thi3f]

Thank you Fiatlux 😊

I was thinking of making a tree pun today, but I'm stumped.

[Fiatlux]

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course. Houses can’t jump.

[Ggrand]

Hello Everyone...🤗

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?

A woolly good jumper.

[Croix]

Did you hear about the bungee jumper who got kicked out of school?

He was suspended.

[Fiatlux]

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite

[Fiatlux]

I invented a new word today: Plagiarism