Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[Guest9337]

Knock Knock.

Whose there?

It's David selling stones, do you have a goliath problem?

[Birdy77]

Sir Croix is just such a fun-guy

[tranzcrybe]

Q: Why did the gnome move out of his toadstool?

A: Not musch-room inside

[Birdy77]

tranzcrybe, is that why it was a gnome-mushroom?

[Ggrand]

Hello everyone.....🤗..

What do you get if you cross a harbour and a chime?

A porto-bello!

[Croix]

Personally I think you should start the day off with a meal of French mushrooms
...Breakfast of champignons

[tranzcrybe]

I spent 6 months lost in the South of France, Périgord region. 'Twas a miracle I survived, I tell you, nobody knows the truffles I've seen.

[Guest9337]

There was a scorpion named USA who organised a meet and greet between all the waring nations and sent their best and brightest minds all to one place, to solve the Worlds Problems.

Somebody nuked the site from orbit and no one claims to know or believe anyone else or even themselves about why it happened or how, nor even who.

For it was skynet, mr Arnold Universe Big T Terminator doing the dirty to the lot of them from within.

[Croix]

Terminator and his friends were going to a costume party.
They all decided that they'll go as composers.

Friend 1: I'll be Mozart

Friend 2: I'll be Beethoven

Terminator: I'LL BE BACH

[Moonstruck]

{ I only know 3 jokes, the one about the Caveman, one with the Scarecrow and this one about the Baker down the road? that's why I only post on here every few years or so...don't wanna bore you....

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Did you hear about the Baker who was electrocuted in his Bakery? He stood on a bun and the currant ran up his leg"

{ bah hahahahahahahah)