Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[sbella02]

Keeping with the food theme:

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

It had a leek.

[mmMekitty]

Here's an oldie I just remembered:

Q: Why did the sausage roll?

A: To see the apple turnover! 

From my school days... at least 50 years ago, so it really is more like it's from the Middle Ages, ain't it?

[Croix]

What’s small, red and whispers?

A hoarse radish.

[Ggrand]

Hello everyone…..🤗

I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor recommended sleeping in a herb garden….Sounds odd, I know, but now he wakes up on Thyme.

[sbella02]

Now I have to come up with another food joke, it's only fair:

Why does the noodle keep thinking about dough?

It was his pasta life.

[Croix]

OK, another food joke:

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

[sbella02]

Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?

It'll crack up.

[Croix]

I was walking past the store today when I saw a sign saying, “All items one-third off.”

So I bought a dozen eggs.

Unfortunately four of them were rotten.

[Ggrand]

Hello Everyone,

 Why did the Easter egg hide?

He was a little chicken!

[Croix]

What do you get when you mix chicken and elephant DNA?

A Peckyderm