What will you be doing Melbourne Cup day?

[Paul]

Walk us through your days plans for Melbourne Cup day.

[Gruffudd]

Go to work in NSW and leave messages on answering machines 1 kilometre away in VIC where it is a public holiday... Stop work for a minute at 2:30 for an office gambling break. Later, go to the supermarket in VIC forgetting that it is closed for the holiday...