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Last to post wins

Mr Ploppy
Community Member

This worked quite well on another forum site.

It may float or sink on this one. We'll find out.

Don't ask what you will win being the last to post, it will be something useless.

But have a go anyway.

I'm last to post so far. Am I a winner?

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mmMekitty
Valued Contributor
Valued Contributor
Is my alarm💤clock broken? Or am I Rip💤Van mmMekitty sleeping for 100 years, &💤talking in my sleep, & Smallwolf, what happened to💤Smallwolf? My sleep-talk💤sooo boooring?💤Will I be sleeping when💤I win?

smallwolf
Community Champion
Community Champion
woof. scared you and you run forwards.

mmMekitty
Valued Contributor
Valued Contributor

& *SPLASH!*

mmMekitty fall-ed in the water!

Splutter...splutter...not so pretty now, am I? Put you off your marrow bone jellies, don't I?

(Who put that swimming pool below the branches of my frangipani tree, anyway?

Well, are you going to just pace around the edges & expecting I will not splash you?

... 🌊There's for you, because all you need to do to wake me is to wave some food below my nose, but you chose to scare me, WOOF WOOF!

mmMekitty
Valued Contributor
Valued Contributor

I'll just lie in the sun, munching the clover and dandelions, shall I?

...only until I recover... then we'll find out who can 'WOOF!' loudest!

smallwolf
Community Champion
Community Champion
i will just lie behind you. winner!

mmMekitty
Valued Contributor
Valued Contributor

It's this voracious appetite I have.

See me dance like Snoopy - my nose up in the air, my hind legs pumping like on a speed cyclist on the home straight! 😹 I think there was some catnip amongst the clover....I'll be up for hours! 🎶Everybody's doing a brand new dance, meeoow!🎶

smallwolf
Community Champion
Community Champion
u keep dancing forward and i'll stop here

mmMekitty
Valued Contributor
Valued Contributor

Tired 'wolf?

After the next song, I'll tone it down to a quickstep 🩰🩰or show you my 🦩.

mmMekitty
Valued Contributor
Valued Contributor

I would really rather that this thread did not have a winner...not if it is me...I hope someone comes along soon.

* The Jacaranda Tree

All the Jacarandas are blooming

& their flowers make a pretty sight.

whether it is cloudy, & might rain,

or when the sky is clear, & the moon, bright,

there's a glowing carpet of lavender,

spread beneath the branches

of the wide, old tree.

I'm glad to have found a place,

Where I can imagine what I can't really see.

* Jamie Fleck (pseudonym)

mmMekitty

topsy_
Blue Voices Member
Blue Voices Member

I’M B.A.C.K !

Now begone!