Last to post wins

[Mr Ploppy]

This worked quite well on another forum site.

It may float or sink on this one. We'll find out.

Don't ask what you will win being the last to post, it will be something useless.

But have a go anyway.

I'm last to post so far. Am I a winner?

[Ggrand]

Hi mmMeKitty and everyone…..🤗,

Oh no, please don’t stay outside in the cold…come in with me and my fur girls, we can have a hot chocolate together, then we can both leave through the next day and begin again the quest of who is going to be the last in the room….but I better just let you know that I have lightening speed and will once again…well hopefully,  that is, be first back to the room and be in last place…..🤗💕..which is first place…😁.

[mmMekitty]

Look here, Grandy ... I(LRC) can do zoomies, 💨 like you'll never see in real life! 💨 around & around, in dizzying 💫 circles, 💨 zoomies up & down trees too. It keeps my heart pumping, which keeps me warm.

& when the sun 🌄 pretty & bright, shines, while sleeping, 💤 I can soak up so much warmth, I feel (& even smell) toasty.

LRC goes Zoo-zoo-zoomies

Around all their favourite roo-roo-roomies,

Stopping only for hot chocolate mugzies

& a friendly, little, hugzies. 😸

mmMekitty

[smallwolf]

Mario Cart?

[mmMekitty]

What? You going to let me steer them, Wolfie?

Or are you actually playing video games?

Oh, it's very late - I'm feeling like a late snack - oh dear ...  I'm trying to not do things like this & that. 

I mean, staying up so late & eating late night snacks before bed. Maybe I'll eat them after instead .....

[smallwolf]

actually on YouTube at the moment listening to music....

[mmMekitty]

Sing along, shall I? 🎵 "mmMe-ee-ee-ow-wow-wow!"

Or a purrful drone? "mMmmmm mMmmmm mMmmmm mMmmmm mMmmmm ..."

Or amplified claws on a window? Screeeeeeecech!

Or  pitter🐾patter, pitter🐾patter, of paws skirting around you, so you can be 2nd last?

[smallwolf]

if only you knew what i was listening to 🙂

[mmMekitty]

Oh, Wolfie, I thought one of my offerings might have fit, a bit ... Do I get a hint? 

How about, "I am the very modern model of a very stripey kitty cat...."?

[smallwolf]

rubbing past the street poles....

[mmMekitty]

... Wearing my very fluffy fuzzy cape & hat,  

Looking around this place I go,

For friendly folk I know

Who'll come along to sit & chat.

[LRC twirls & tosses the luffy fuzzy hat up & catches it, spinning it on a paw before replacing it on their purr-ty stripey head]