FAQ
Find answers to some of the more frequently asked questions on the Forums.
Forums guidelines
Our guidelines keep the Forums a safe place for people to share and learn information.
Grant a wish, make a wish... but beware the next person who grants it will add a little sting in the tail 🙂
It goes like this... I wish that I could sing.
Granted, but now everything you say or think will come out in a song like you are in a musical.
So I'll start.
I wish I could eat anything and not become fat.
Granted, however you'll be such an abundant specimen you'll have to run away & hide cause everyone who sees you will want baked duck for dinner.
I wish I could be a baby elephant nanny.
Granted, but now there really is an elephant in the room. 🙂
I wish that I could be content with just one slice of lemon tart.
Hi Gruffudd!
I felt the need to resurrect this thread because it made me laugh and everyone needs a bit of joy 😊
Your wish is granted... But now the bakery has an excess of lemon tart and noone to buy it!
I wish my hair was naturally all the colours of a rainbow!
Granted 😜 But now you have difficulty sleeping because of the discomfort of finding a little pot of gold where ever you rest your head.
I wish that I were able to breathe under water.
Hahaha good one 😊
Your wish is granted but now people wont stop staring at your gills.
I wish chocolate was a vegetable and healthy in any amount.
Granted, but now you have an excess of the runs
I wish I had a runcible spoon
Granted, but now you find yourself becalmed at sea in a beautiful pea green boat. There is a small breeze, perhaps to get back to land I'd suggest unfurling your five pound note.
I wish that I were better at getting started and completing things.
