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Grant a wish, make a wish... but beware the next person who grants it will add a little sting in the tail 🙂
It goes like this... I wish that I could sing.
Granted, but now everything you say or think will come out in a song like you are in a musical.
So I'll start.
I wish I could eat anything and not become fat.
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Granted, however you'll be such an abundant specimen you'll have to run away & hide cause everyone who sees you will want baked duck for dinner.
I wish I could be a baby elephant nanny.
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Granted, but now there really is an elephant in the room. 🙂
I wish that I could be content with just one slice of lemon tart.
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Hi Gruffudd!
I felt the need to resurrect this thread because it made me laugh and everyone needs a bit of joy 😊
Your wish is granted... But now the bakery has an excess of lemon tart and noone to buy it!
I wish my hair was naturally all the colours of a rainbow!
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Granted 😜 But now you have difficulty sleeping because of the discomfort of finding a little pot of gold where ever you rest your head.
I wish that I were able to breathe under water.
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Hahaha good one 😊
Your wish is granted but now people wont stop staring at your gills.
I wish chocolate was a vegetable and healthy in any amount.
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Granted, but now your veggie patch is raided by your neighbours day and night!
I wish I had the energy to run as much as my daughter!
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Granted, but now you have an excess of the runs
I wish I had a runcible spoon
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Granted, but now you find yourself becalmed at sea in a beautiful pea green boat. There is a small breeze, perhaps to get back to land I'd suggest unfurling your five pound note.
I wish that I were better at getting started and completing things.
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