Dear Scotty,
Jump ship from the Facebook crap. "Well guess what ?" is a common phrase used by someone with an unrealistic understanding of their own intelligence, ego, place in the world, ability to control people or threaten and a general dickhead.
Your mistake might have been that you didn't anticipate this kind of rubbish. Also, it begs the question - is it a prank ? Seems like someone harboured some ill thoughts for a couple of centuries. And then ate some dog poo by mistake.
You should be bored by this stuff, not reactive. The wonders of communication vs. the troll who relentlessly chips away at your very soul. This is really hard to do but a week OFFLINE might get your head into fresher pastures. When you feel like internetting post here - at least this site is moderated. And we have a new "Forum Guy" - Christopher Banks [see Community Board].
I'm kind of out of the equation - just dribbling out slowly like a good batch of burnt pav leaking out it's plastic container as it sits on my car passenger seat. Gonna make this my last response for a while so take care and don't react. Do some benile domestic stuff - cleaning the blinds, scouring the toilet, licking the inside of the fridge clean, digging up the drive and then re-setting it, building a pool in the garden for summer and filling with water by bucket from the village pump, discussing whether a painting of an elephant in pyjamas could win the Archibalds and throwing darts at a photo of Anderson who beat your namesake to the North Pole by about a dozen days. Walter Scott was a hero despite his 2nd place.
You don't have to justify yourself. You're Scotty 2013. And how the hell does a 9 month baby learn to type and post responses ? It's incredible. So, get that nappy changed and off to bed with you. You've got a day tomorrow. That loser that wrote to you only has their anger and a serious depletion of imaginative threat phrases. Too many Vin Diesel movies. Too much of a loser's loser. Delete, edit, ignore.
Adios, David.
