Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[Birdy77]

The bird jokes are quite Emusing

[Ggrand]

Hello Birdy....

It’s so lovely to see you here....💜..

I hope you’re managing okay dear Birdy..

Love and care tweety....with a hug🤗.

[Not_Batman]

My wife showed me her melbourne cup hat. She said “what do you think?”

I said “fascinating”

[Ggrand]

Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?

(A re-tail store!)

[Croix]

Hello Birdy77
I too am pleased to see you here
-C

OK, back to the bird jokes:

What is it called when it's raining ducks and geese?

Fowl Weather

[eight]

im best friends with the guy who killed julius caesar. hes a real brotus

[Not_Batman]

When calves get weaned, do they have udder loneliness?

[Croix]

Ever wonder how cows are able to stand on such steep hills?
They have strong calves.

[Not_Batman]

I said to my wife that i was going out for a walk. She asked me “how long i’d be gone?”. I said “the whole time”

[Croix]

What kind of running means walking?
Running out of gas!