Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[Gruffudd]

I'm glad it put you in a happy mooo-d.

[Lost_Girl]

I am sure she wouldn't have it any udder way

[Gruffudd]

Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!

[Lost_Girl]

Hmmm what if no one else is amoosed?

[pipsy]

Enough, already.

[Gruffudd]

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.

[Gruffudd]

My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.

[Lost_Girl]

When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on.

[Gruffudd]

Hey lost girl, you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy.

[Lost_Girl]

Hey Rob,

Did you hear about the guys whose left side got cut off? He's all right now.