Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[Clues_Of_Blue]

A man goes into a chemist, and asks for some deodorant. The person serving him asks "Ball or aerosol?" The man replies "Nah, armpits."

[Gruffudd]

What is The Queen's favorite kind of precipitation?

Reign...

Happy official birthday 🙂

[Gruffudd]

I was showing off my jigsaw puzzle that I had just finished. I said, “I’m so smart! I finished this in only three months! On the box, it says 3 years+"

[pipsy]

Rob. That just received the 'groan' of the month award.

Lynda

[Lost_Girl]

Farting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

[pipsy]

Carol. That one is not only the bottom of the barrel, it is also 'the pits'.

[Clues_Of_Blue]

While we're on that sort of humour...

Kid: Mum, can I lick the bowl?

Mum: No dear, you can flush it like everyone else.

[Lost_Girl]

ha! Nice one.

[Gruffudd]

I used to tell fart jokes, till everyone told me they stunk.

[Lost_Girl]

A photon checks in to a hotel. The porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies, "No, I'm travelling light".