Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[Fiatlux]

Imagine this, you are in a QUEUE to be punched in the face...

That's the punch line

(I guessed Q last night playing scrabble)

[Croix]

Well, you got it,  try this:

What 8 letter word can have one letter taken away and it still makes a word. Keep on taking one letter at a time away and every time you have a fresh word. (must admit I had help wiht this one)

(Sorry, day late as usual:(

[mmMekitty]

Hi Croix. [Grinning LRC, looking at Croix], do the remaining letters make new words with or without changing their order?

[Grinning LRC turns to look at Fiatlux], "Good one!!" [LRC raises a forepaw for a high-5 with Fiatlux]

[Croix]

Dear LRC (and Fiatlux)

No the letters remain in the same order, just one missing  in each word (except the very last one)

Croix 🙂

[Croix]

Dear LRC (and Fiatlux)

The word is starting:

starting, staring, string, sting, sing, sin, in, I.

As I said I did have help:)

-C

[Fiatlux]

Why is Friday a happy day?

Because the next day is a sadder day

[mmMekitty]

Yeah, Croix, good one, but that was too tough for me to chew on & break down, even with my

fine incisors. 

[Croix]

Dear MK,

That reminds me

Why did the dentist's accountant get arrested?

Incisor's trading.

[Fiatlux]

What did the shark think when he ate the clownfish?

That tasted a little funny… 

[Croix]

Riddle: This belongs to you, but everyone else uses it.