Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[eight]

good to see #notallmen trending. we're finally getting rid of tall men. only short kings allowed here

[Guest_4643]

I hope Sam feels better Hanna.

Lol Eight.

My joke: My Science class went on a trip to a pencil factory. But I didn't really see the point.

[eight]

hung up my pencil drawings. im afraid my house looks really sketchy now

[Guest_4643]

lol eight

[Croix]

If you roll a pencil down a hill, is it stationery?

[Ggrand]

Hello everyone....

William Shakespeare chewed on his pencil so much...

.....That eventually he couldn't tell if it was...2B or not 2B.

[eight]

heard the government was putting chips in people. i hope mine has chicken salt

[Croix]

A man walks Into a library and asks “can I have some fish and chips please?”
The librarian replies “sir, this is a library”
“Oh sorry!”
*whispers* “can I have some fish and chips?”

[eight]

i was going to make a joke about the suez canal but it looks like i've missed the boat

[Croix]

One ship carrying blue paint collided with another ship carrying red paint.
The crew is missing and believed to be marooned.