Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[Ggrand]

Hello everyone...🤗.

If the Wolf from "Three Little Pigs" attended Hogwarts, which house would he be placed in?

Huffnpuff

[Birdy77]

What do you call a wolf who has things figured out?

Aware wolf

[Croix]

What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.

[Croix]

Interesting sign in a Laundromat over the washers:

PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

[Quercus]

Thank you everyone for sharing laughs right now when we all need them badly. Perhaps this thread should be renamed every day is joke day?

Miss 5 told me some the other day...

What did one volcano say to another?

I lava you ❤️.


What did the dinosaur say when he saw a volcano erupt?

What a lava-ly day.

[Croix]

OK, I know it's not Wednesday, however especially for Quercus junior#5:

If you ever drop a volcano rock on your foot...
...You'll Krakatoa

[Ggrand]

I was walking down the aisles the wrong way in the supermarket...

The yells..”DID’NT YOU SEE THE ARROWS”..

Ducking I said.....I didn’t even see the Indians..

[Croix]

Circle shopping trolleys and call for Rowdy Yates?

[Quercus]

Hehehe thanks Croix,

Miss 5 and Mr 6 will love that one.

My ferals think of jokes at the kitchen table while I make breakfast.

Mr 6 had one I liked a lot...

What do you call an octopus who goes to medical school?

A doctopus.

Hi to Grandy also and thanks for the giggle.

[Croix]

OK, dedicated to The Ferals

How much effort does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.

What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.

-C