Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[hellohi]

With Insivible Oink 🐷

What is black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt Zebra

[hellohi]

A sunburnt Zebra!

Hi Croix, I love your three little pig jokes!

[eight]

How to fall down the stairs

step 1

step 2

step 3

step 5

step 11

step 17

step 22

[Croix]

Eight 🙂

Back at the start of the 3 little pigs story ...

The first pig went up to a man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said:
‘Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?’

What did the man with the wheelbarrow say?

[hellohi]

"Wow, a talking pig!"

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

[eight]

a stick in the mud?

[hellohi]

A stick, lol

You were almost right. 🙂

[Hanna3]

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

[Hanna3]

That's a good one, eight!

[Hanna3]

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds