Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[josh1245]

What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!

[eight]

josh you seem like a kind enough person okay i will never be sorry enough but this was said before. one page ago. april 1st 2020

as a consolation lets go on another language related joke; i don't get why hamlet is so famous. its just one famous saying after another strung together by a moldy old plot.

[hellohi]

What did the duck say when she bought a lipstick? Put it on my bill!

[Paw Prints]

Dear Paw Prints, quite right, have another
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

OK Mr Walrus, I think you may have the better of me on this one.

I've pondered for a week and the best I have is: The Three Little Pigs

Paws

[Hanna3]

Sorry, Paws, but I've come across this one before...

It's a pigtail!!!!

[josh1245]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

[Croix]

OK, try another:

If the Wolf from "Three Little Pigs" attended Hogwarts, which house would he be placed in?

[hellohi]

Croix, I think Huffnpuff, lol

[hellohi]

Croix, I love your Three Little Pig jokes, they always make me laugh.

Q: Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
A: To go with the jellyfish!

Q: In which school do you learn to make ice cream?
A: Sunday School.

Q: What do you give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid!

[Croix]

Q: How do the three little pigs write secret messages?