Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[Croix]

One day, a fourteen-year-old weasel went down to the local pub. The bartender took one look at him and says, “You are under-aged. I can’t serve you alcohol.”
The weasel asks, “What can I have?”
The bartender replies, “I have bottled water, juice, pop and energy drinks

So what did the weasel choose?

[Birdy77]

"Pop" goes the weasel?

[IPlay]

God that took me so long to get XD ...

[Ggrand]

Hello everyone...🤗..

What kind of music is scarey for balloons?

Pop music..😂😂😂😂

[eight]

can you believe someone broke into my house and stole my limbo bar? like, how low can you go?

[Birdy77]

A limbo champion walks into a bar.

They are immediately disqualified

[Croix]

What is at the end of a rainbow?

[Paw Prints]

is it.... w?

[Ggrand]

A pilot passed through a rainbow on his flight test.

He passed with flying colors.

[Croix]

Dear Paw Prints, quite right, have another

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?