Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[Gruffudd]

What is a volcano?

A mountain with the hiccups.

[Lost_Girl]

Ha, a toe joke, I like what you did there!

[Moonstruck]

This is not a joke. It is just an excuse to say Hello to Gruffudd and Oh Carol.....the only jokes I can remember are the ones about the Scarecrow and the Baker who got electrocuted.......I can't keep telling the same ones all the time!!!!

[Gruffudd]

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy...

[Moonstruck]

What about the bloke who dreamed he was drowning in orange soft drink?

He woke up and realised it was just a Fanta sea.........

[1113]

Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven "ate" nine.

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

The last one is gold. Lmao.

Peace

[Gruffudd]

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

[Gruffudd]

Donald Trump has announced that now he’s President he’s going to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

[Gruffudd]

Why is Saturday stronger than Wednesday?

because Wednesday is a week day.

[White_Rose]

Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?

A. There are the elephants coming over the hill.

Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?

A. Nothing. He didn't recognise them.