Sometimes I change the course of a conversation or hijack it by picking up on a minor detail and going off in a whole new direction. I might need an outlet for my habit. So the rules are, you can join in the conversation by taking it in a whole new direction or saying something that just doesn't follow on. Remember that we are not being serious...
I remember being really sick from food poisoning on our honeymoon along with most of the people staying at the place we were staying. A day later my husband &I tried to hug but pushed each other away as our stomachs touched due to the pain & nausea. We then saw the funny side being on honeymoon & being unable to even bear touching each other so we laughed so then we both clutched our stomachs in agony trying not to laugh because it was so painful.
The most effective diet I know for losing weight is the McDonalds diet. I find that the combination of high fat, sugar, and salt puts me off food altogether for days afterwards.
When I was a cleaner at McDonalds I used to enjoy making the play equipment sparkle. Those were the days, life was simple and the chlorine burns significant.
One of my chores when growing up was to set the table for dinner. I didn't mind it. Dad always liked bread and butter with jam after his meal. So I use to pile the bread up on a plate for him. Us children had these vinyl placemats, mine was in the shape of an animal. Don't remember what animal??
My alter ego is a stuffed animal. A hippo named Hippo. It's gender neutral, doesn't judge me, knows exactly how I feel and is there for me in my tough times.
