Worst Joke Wednesday

[Neil_1]

Hi all

I know a while back there was a thread with some jokes on it - just to try and lighten the load for folk and to provide a few jolly japes and spiffy spifferoons (those words etched in my memory bank from the late and great Kenny Everitt).  However, I was far to lazy to try and find the other thread, so thought I'd start up a new one WJW.

Here we go people, something to start you off with:

"When I was a small boy, I had a dog named Tax.  I'd open the door and "Income Tax""

"That very same year, I had a bird called Enza.  I'd open the window and "Influenza"

Now, they can't be done on any other day - for it is after all, Worst Joke Wednesday.

See if you can beat either of those?

[Ggrand]

Hello everyone…..🤗..

A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments….. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says….. "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordion."

The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".

[Eagle Ray]

Ha ha! That’s funny Grandy.

I just heard the following joke on the show Going Places with Ernie Dingo tonight.

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Bumblebee 

Bumblebee who?

Better pull up your pants or your Bumblebee cold.

[Croix]

Knock knock.

Who's there? Déja.

Déja who?

Knock knock!

[Eagle Ray]

The brontosaurus is known for plodding along slowly but does have a speedy cousin. What is the cousin's name?

Prontosaurus

[sbella02]

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus 

[Eagle Ray]

Back in the Jurassic Period all the local dinosaurs liked to get their meal cooked by one of the dinosaurs named Sarah at the local diner as they thought she made the best plant burgers. What did they say in their customer reviews?

Try-Sarah-Tops! 👍

[Croix]

What did the park guide say to the tourist when an escaped dinosaur walked by them in Jurassic Park?

Do-you-think-he-saurus?

[Eagle Ray]

Why was the sausage sent to the principal’s office?

Because he was a brat-worst (bratwurst).

[Croix]

What's a good brand name for a tofu sausage?

Not dog

[Eagle Ray]

What kind of burger do super heroes eat to fight of the baddies?

Bamburger!