Last to post wins

[Mr Ploppy]

This worked quite well on another forum site.

It may float or sink on this one. We'll find out.

Don't ask what you will win being the last to post, it will be something useless.

But have a go anyway.

I'm last to post so far. Am I a winner?

[Hanna3]

Even prepared to leave your shoes behind so you can be last hey Jojo?

Well sorry Jojo and smallwolf, but I'm last!

I'm quite happy to sit here... it's quite comfy really - and the view from here is lovely. Think I might stay here for a while... I don't feel like moving.

[Ggrand]

Awe Hanna, while you were asleep...I put my trolley wheels on the bottom of your chair legs..One nice little push and you and your chair went rolling out the door....I’m Last now...and I’ve chained the door...locked...Winner is now me...😁

[Jojo100]

Hi Grandy. Thanks for dealing with Hanna who is quite stubborn and tends to stick her heels in! However, I have used my bolt cutters on your chain to move you along. Ha ha my turn again to be last.

[Ggrand]

Oh that’s okay Jojo..I booby trapped the door, as soon as you stepped inside onto the soapy floor 😂😂.I seen you skid right past me...you were last for that split second......

oh I locked the door again..last once more😁

[Hanna3]

Cheeky little doggie aren't you Jojo? Well it seems you've been left behind - I mean in front...

And sorry, Grandy, but you should have checked the lock on that door - it seems it didn't quite work. I didn't give you much time to be last, did I? My apologies, but I couldn't resist the chance to have little Doggie there two behind (ahead)!

Waving goodbye - I'm LAST again! You should all really just give up.. I'm building a wall in here, a very high wall...

[Jojo100]

I’m back with my trusty sledgehammer! That wall is coming down today! So it’s time to move along Hanna. Watch out for my barbed wire fence to keep intruders out!

[smallwolf]

I shrink to the size of an ant and pass underneath the barbed wire. Laughing all the way. I am last again.

[Ggrand]

Then I come along with my pet echidna...and you go scurrying up the wall and out the window...Oh the echidna was only an illusion...That makes me last again..

[smallwolf]

That's what you thought... The thing you saw running out the window was merely a copy of me I created. I am also wearing special armour so that you all bounce off me when trying to get last.

[Hanna3]

I just bounced off you and over you smallwolf - I'm LAST again!

I've dug trenches all around me - outside the wall I built - you'll have to jump a long way to get over me now...

I'll throw you down a tidbit now and again smallwolf so you wozn't go hungry... oh and I've got Grandy's pet echidna with me so it's all spikey here too - you'd better all keep away... I'm settling down here for the night... zzzz