Last to post wins

[Mr Ploppy]

This worked quite well on another forum site.

It may float or sink on this one. We'll find out.

Don't ask what you will win being the last to post, it will be something useless.

But have a go anyway.

I'm last to post so far. Am I a winner?

[Jojo100]

I agree dogs rule which means you can’t! Bye bye 👋. I seem to be at the tail end yet again

[Hanna3]

Hey that's not fair I had computer problems last night, the battery wouldn't charge. I was last! You took my spot!

I'm last, last, last! Catch me if you can.... ha!

[Jojo100]

Excuses! excuses! Have caught you again. Have been hiding behind a tree waiting to pounce! Last place is mine all mine!

[Hanna3]

I feel like Jack Nicholson in The Shining - you know where he calls out "It's Johnny!" - scary.

Well it's me - back again!!!! Hello!

[Jojo100]

Yes that was scary! You are persistent! Like a pesky mozzie buzzing around! But watch out I am carrying a large can of Raid! Stop following me or you will be sorry! Bye for now 👋

[Hanna3]

Buzz buzz buzz - yep it's you know who, back again!

You can't zap me with Raid I've become immune to it.

I'm happily buzzing around here, it's quite nice really, much cooler than outside. I think I'll just stay here. It's quite comfy. I don't feel like moving. Now what are you going to do? Got you beat haven't I!

[Jojo100]

There’s more than one way to deal with annoying mozzies. Are you immune to fly swats too! Be careful or you will go splat! Now move over and buzz off!

[Hanna3]

Nope sorry, I'm here again. It's going to be very hot today so I've got a deck chair and I've put up a sun umbrella and I'm sitting here where there's a nice cool breeze and I've got a long cool drink and a good book. It's very comfy. I think I'll stay here all week...

[Jojo100]

Weather alert: cyclone brewing! You will have to move now unless you want to be like Mary Poppins and fly away! Meanwhile I am bunkered down in a cyclone proof shelter enjoying my last position!

[Hanna3]

You really are a persistent little doggy aren't you? Well I'm sorry but I was already here - quite comfy in my chair and beach umbrella enjoying the day... is there a Ranger somewhere? I mean, I thought I was sitting on a dog-free beach. Or at least where they had to be restrained on a leash! Back to your spot Jojo, there's a good dog, I'm sorry, I'm here, I'm last, this may go on FOREVER you know!

It's kind of like leapfrog isn't it, or musical chairs that never finishes... is there a present at the end? Like in musical chairs?

Anyway back to enjoying relaxing here... thanks doggie...I'll give you a nice friendly pat on the head and off you go now... I'm sure you're a sweet dog really... you get a Schmako if you behave!