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Embarrassing moments (for giggles)

demonblaster
Blue Voices Member
Blue Voices Member
Hi all 🙂

If no one replies that's fine, I could fill a book

So...school yrs, young, bout 9 yrs approx very vulnerable age, the whole class was there....I was sitting with a group of girls at the library of all places....someone said something funny but had to be quiet of course so I held in my giggle and a massive, I'm talking helium balloon size bubble came outta my nose.....OF COURSE....one girl had to see it and said .....ahhhhhh LOOK AT THE BUBBLE.....oh god.....

Popped it

shame upon shame, you NEVER forget those ones
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blondguy
Champion Alumni
Champion Alumni

Thanks for that Country Music Festival 😉

I was soooooo embarrassed lmao

Hey Blond good cya

Jeez just how I needed to start the day, loven it LOL. aghh hymmm right think I've settled ...nah haven't great commentary too, still smiling & laughing.

And there's always someone watching in these moments of glory aye 😄

BAHHHHAHAHH blonde dude... oh that was great.

I woke Friday morning to discover the damage I did the night before. Nothing bad just texts, voice mAils, phone calls, attempted to do the dishes. HangOvEr!!!!

friend and I had 1/2 bottle scotch and 1/4 bottle vodka each. I don't remember much at all.

I just love the texts "you sounded like you were having fun, how's the head, did the dishes survive......."

Danged if I can remember the fun lol....

Bad velv.

So the head didn't feel like Velvet then 🙂
Cool sounds like ya had fun the texts no bad coming back must've been good

Suppressing uncontrollable NEED to laugh, but couldn't

Probs won't sound funny but it caught me at the right time, poor lady & her shopping trolley it didn't get a grip on the floor, the wheels should have locked in to the grids. It was her face when she looked in horror at me for a moment & trying to control it, she made it & all I wanted to do was burst out laughing but didn't want her to think I didn't care, yeah I do but ..then she said imagine if an old lady was in front of me & she giggled a bit & mine started to seap out. By the time I got to the car I was losing it tears pouring down my face just couldn't stop laughing. When I could told partner.

CMF
Blue Voices Member
Blue Voices Member
hahaha demonblaster, was that going up or down the escalator? I once saw someone going down and when they got to the bottom couldn't get the trolley over the lip of the escalator. Lucky no one behind them with another trolley, could have been bit f a pile up.

CMF
Blue Voices Member
Blue Voices Member
I was once going up the escalator with little miss in her stroller and all the shopping hanging off the handles. I didn't realise my shoes had no grip so as I Struggled to hold the weight of the stroller i could feel myself sliding backwards down the escalator.

demonblaster
Blue Voices Member
Blue Voices Member
lol, yeah down. Partner didn't know what was going on, god it came from deep, don't think I've ever laughed so hard and long

Yeah it's argghhhh gotta get this out the way
The pile up would get sticky aye they'd have to keep stepping back

Mum taught me to always be careful with fingers under the railing on escalators, didn't rouss or anything, spoke lovely always remember it

Guest_554
Community Member

As kids, we were in car going for a drive along some road. My sister had her window down the slightest amount to let some fresh air in. A cattle truck went past.

My sister wiped her cheek, and sniffed her hand as she said "what was that"? .... then "woah, that stinks"..

It was a bit of cattle poo.

I said, "oh, that's how you got your freckles"

🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

lol, like the freckles comment too Busy 😄


So teenage yrs, madly in love with yum school bus driver, getting out the bus looking at him smiling, saying cya Dave, then ...thud.....thud.....ooomph.....fell down the stairs

Everyone lost it

Yip

Lost my footing at work today and tripped, customers drinks everywhere, everybody staring 😕